Pro-tip for grocery shoppers that have to walk home: what looks like an amount you can walk with is actually twice the amount you can walk with. Keep this advice with you forever.
Nobody wants to be the guy struggling home with about ten full bags of groceries when one splits, dropping toothpaste, detergent, a bottle of orange juice, and two boxes of penne pasta on the street, watching miserably as detergent seeps out on to the street and all over the groceries, kneeling down to pick everything up and covering his pants in detergent, gathering everything back together and heading on with his aching arms, feeling an odd mix of gratefulness and shame when a nice man pulls up beside you asking where you’re headed and having to admit you can’t even make it one more block, sweating and swearing profusely.
Nobody.
Least of all me.
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