Assorted bullshit about video games, language, music, and some other unabashedly personal shit. And maybe some stuff that's kind of funny? I don't know. I just don't fucking know, alright? Would you give me a fucking break? Jesus, Mom.

You can also find me:

I also write Britishisms, a blog about moving to the US, and Tuneage, a music blog I co-founded. I curate Give Me Something to Read. I started Word Journal, and I occasionally contribute to The Small Picture.

nostrich at quisby dot net

30th June 2009

Chat

Selective McHearing

  • Person: Hi, I'm here for an interview.
  • Cashier: You're here for an...?
  • Person: An interview.
  • Cashier: Sorry, what do you mean you're here for an?
  • Person: Oh god, fine, I'm here for a McJob interview.
  • Cashier: You're here for a McJob? You'll have to have a McJob McInterview first.
  • Person: You have to be kidding...
  • Cashier: Sorry, I have to be what?
  • Person: You have to be McKid- never mind, fuck this place.
  • Cashier: What? Fuck this what? Sir? Why are you leaving?