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Mar 10th

Bygone Bureau picks the winners for the arguments that...

Mar 10th

I’d like to know why I didn’t know goatkcd...

Mar 10th

I used to be terrible at remembering my friends’...

Mar 10th

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Rafter - “Paper”

Mar 9th

heatherwis: We sleep naked with our backs facing each other. I cradle my pillow, belly down,...

Mar 9th

Me: Can I get a pack of Camel unfiltered too, please?
Checkout lady: (smiling) Say that again!
Me: Uh, Camel unfiltered?
Checkout lady: Where you from!?
Me: England.
Checkout lady: Tell her what you want.
Me, to bag packing girl: Camel unfiltered, please.
Checkout lady: He's from England!
Bag packing girl: How long you been here?
Me: About a year I guess.
Guy behind me in line: Yo, this guy's from England!
Bag packer one aisle over: No shit! Say something, boy!
Me: Uh... Camel unfiltered? ... Please?
Bag packer one aisle over: Haha!
Checkout lady: Haha!
Bag packer: Haha!
Checkout lady: Ok, what did you want?
Me: ...

Mar 9th

You might not know this about David, but he runs a small...

Mar 9th

Pro-tip for grocery shoppers that have to walk home: what looks like an amount you can walk with is...

Mar 8th

Alice in Severely Underwhelmedland

Spoilers ahead, proceed with caution. Lewis Carroll’s Wonderland is wonderful and surreal...

Mar 7th

I no if your lying.

Mar 7th

“Edited daily by Dick Wisdom.” Cyber bullying...

Mar 5th

I don’t have my own phone in the US yet, so whenever I need to make a phone call or send a...

Mar 5th

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Via iggy: 4mat — Paper Dolls Heather: “Wow. What the fuck just happened in here? I’m...

Mar 4th

Heather is doing better.

Mar 4th

The UK’s Sun and Daily Mail fooled by iPhone...

Mar 4th

“Am I using a pirated version of Instapaper?”
— Heather, who only uses the web...

Mar 4th

The exceeding water, that remains in the little tank has the purpose to avoid the overheating and...

Mar 3rd

Install Windows XP Go about business Be forced to...

Mar 3rd